Nikki Glaser had another NFL-related jibe.
And this time, almost no one was saved.
Four months after making headlines for her jokes on Netflix’s Tom Brady Show, the comedian joined Prime Video’s “Thursday Night Football” postgame show as she told joke after joke at the expense of the Jets and Patriots in a segment called “Late Hits with Nikki Glaser.”
That included brutal takedowns by both Aaron Rodgers and former Patriots coach Bill Belichick.
“The Jets have a new quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, or as I like to call him, 'Throw Rogan,'” Glaser said of the New York quarterback who has appeared multiple times on Joe Rogan's podcast.
“It’s ironic that he goes on silent retreats because he can’t stop talking about it,” he added.
Glaser then joked about the viral on-field moment between Rodgers and Jets coach Robert Saleh.
“I think Saleh just reminded him that (Robert F. Kennedy Jr.) dropped out of the race,” Glaser added.
Rodgers had reportedly been considered to be Kennedy's vice presidential pick earlier this year, but was not chosen.
He also said it was a good thing Belichick wasn't there for the Jets' “beating” of the Patriots because “he was too busy watching 'Blippi' with his girlfriend.”
Belichick, 72, has made headlines for his relationship with Jordon Hudson, who is nearly 50 years his junior.
Before he could criticize any of the soccer stars, however, he cracked a joke for presenter Charissa Thompson.
“I just have to say it’s really nice to finally be able to see the picture I show my plastic surgeon,” she told a stunned Thompson. “But seriously, you were pretty intimidating, you look like the ultimate boss of a country club.”
Glaser did, however, poke fun at herself, saying she resembled 49ers tight end George Kittle before making jokes about the rest of the panel: Richard Sherman, Andrew Whitworth, Tony Gonzalez and Ryan Fitzpatrick.
As for the latter, the former Jets quarterback said his teammates called him “Sacked Galifianakis” because of his slight resemblance to actor Zach Galifianakis.
Glaser even addressed CJ Mosley's toe injury that kept him out of the Week 3 win.
“The team doctor said it was a grade 1 injury, but they're expecting a full recovery after the doctor gives him a kiss so he's all better,” Glaser joked. “Wait, wait, sorry, I heard it was upgraded to a serious injury.”
Glaser even said that the Jets and their fans desperately needed this win because of how fans have felt for the past 40 years.
“The Jets are a lot like Bruce Springsteen: They’re based in New Jersey and have spent the last four decades making grown men cry,” he said.
She struck one last blow, this time at New Jersey's expense.
“But it was actually the Patriots who won,” Glaser concluded, because they were able to leave New Jersey.
